Greetings, I’m Eckert Quatzl, creator of Dinosaurs Fucking Robots.com I also happen to be Dinotopia’ s poet laureate. There is nothing closer to my heart than getting a heavenly piece of robotic snatch and my poetry frequently reflects such.
Dinosaursfuckingrobots.com was conceived one day whilst straining during my morning ablutions, immediately I leapt from the chamberpot and rushed to fill out some grant forms. Two weeks later I had a cheque from my government to supplement my dream. “Go… Do…” The muses whispered in my ear with their cashed money.
I’m extremely pleased that all of you have found these pieces of visual media as unabashedly erotic as I have but true artistry and genius exists in all forms and dinosaurs may fuck robots in prose as well as pictures. So it is with glad tidings and a smile on my face that today I open up DFR to prose and poetry.
may the glad tiding be in each of you
-Eckert Quatzl




